[Rushtalk] The Mexican wall

Carl Spitzer {C Juno} cwsiv at juno.com
Fri Jul 19 07:37:58 MDT 2019

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                                At a recent medical conference, the
                                doctors got to discussing current
                                events.  The Physicians were unable to
                                reach a consensus: 
                                Should the U.S. build Trump's Mexican
                                The Allergists were in favor of
                                scratching it, but the Dermatologists
                                advised not to make any rash moves.
                                The Gastroenterologists had sort of a
                                gut feeling about it, but the
                                Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of
                                Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain
                                everyone was laboring under a
                                misconception, while the
                                Ophthalmologists considered the idea
                                Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
                                body!" while the Pediatricians said,
                                "Oh, grow up!"
                                The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea
                                was madness, while the Radiologists
                                could see right through it.
                                Surgeons decided to wash their hands of
                                the whole thing and the Internists
                                claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill
                                to swallow.
                                The Plastic Surgeons said that this
                                proposal would "put a whole new face on
                                the matter."
                                The Podiatrists thought it was a step
                                forward, but the Urologists were pissed
                                off at the whole idea.
                                Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
                                was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists
                                didn't have the heart to say no.
                                In the end, the Proctologists won out,
                                leaving the entire decision up to the
                                assholes in Washington.

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