[Rushtalk] A few thoughts
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Sun May 17 10:29:10 MDT 2020
Some of these are a little too right on! ~~~~~
I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.
Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!
Day 7 at Home and the dog is looking at me like “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Health Tip: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
My house got TP’d last night ... it’s now appraised at $875,000
Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!
The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
Remember when we were little and our underwear had the days of the week on them?
Yeah, they would be very helpful right now.
Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.
If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!
30 Days Hath September, April, June and November
All the rest have 31 .. except March which had 8000.
Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.
Now weeds legal and schools closed ... damn kids are living’ the dream!
This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!
If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.
It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home
After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.
I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.
Now I understand dogs.
Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
1. We’re losing money by the minute.
2. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
3. Nobody knows what time it is.
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