[Rushtalk] Ha Ha

Carl Spitzer {C Juno} cwsiv at juno.com
Sat Nov 14 10:58:32 MST 2020


-------- Forwarded Message --------
From: Scott Dugan <Scott at rsdugan.com>


                                While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75
                                year old  Virginia farmer, the doctor
                                struck up a conversation with the old
                                man. 
                                
                                Eventually the topic got around to Biden
                                and his possible role as our president. 
                                  
                                The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know,
                                Biden is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being
                                familiar with the term, the doctor asked
                                him, what a 'post turtle' was? 
                                  
                                The old rancher said, 'When you're
                                driving down a country road and you come
                                across a fence post with a turtle
                                balanced on top, that's a 'post
                                turtle'. 
                                
                                The old farmer saw the puzzled look on
                                the doctor's face so he continued to
                                explain: 
                                  
                                "You know he didn't get up there by
                                himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
                                doesn't know what to do while he's up
                                there, he's elevated beyond his ability
                                to function, and you just wonder what
                                kind of dumb ass put him up there to
                                begin with."
                                 


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